General Public Announcement

Dear yucky, fellow grocery store shopper:

I did not enjoy watching you dig in your ear with the assistance of your pinky finger and then carelessly toss your findings onto the grocery moving belt for the entire 5 min. I had to wait in line behind you at the store. Seriously, you saw nothing wrong with that?! On the other hand my waistline thanks you for my loss of appetite for the remainder of the day.

FYI to the general public. It is not attractive, normal, decent, or courteous to pick the ear wax out of your ear in the check out line at the grocery store. Actually it's not okay anywhere other than the privacy of your own home (and you know what; while we're at it let's just go ahead and limit it to your bathroom) with Q-tip in hand.